Barklee's Blog

Psst...

hey world wide webbers... i'm whispering right now because I'm trying to keep a low profile. As usual, my owners get these funny little ideas in their heads and guess who pays the price in dignity?

moi.

For example, the other day my girl human pulls out this brown bag.

As she's putting in a collection of magazines covered with ladies in long white dresses... she stops and gives me a quick look... than looks at her bag... and dumps everything out again.

Bizarre, I say.

Next thing you know... this happens:



Luckily i was a tad too heavy for the bag and I was spared from being seen in the public in that crazy device.

My goal is to eat everything I can possibly get my snout on, in order to stay heavy and never be stuck in a doggy purse again....